Crime Idiots

Crime Idiots is a one-page RPG of poorly-planned and hilariously-executed heists. With simple, dice-optional rules that reward fun, this game is great for veteran role-players and initiates alike.

The Basics: 
Criminals have no stats, only Crime Bucks. We all know this. Spend Crime Bucks to complete actions that could aid your criminal undertakings. Earn Crime Bucks with idiotic shenanigans that threaten to derail your entire plan! Play as a brilliant mastermind, an unstoppable fighter, an acrobatic burglar, or other archetypes of skullduggery, each with their own special ability! 

The back page has tools and tips to help Game Masters create and run high-stakes heists in a world as weird and chaotic as any group of players.